Monday, September 16, 2013


Love has 4 letters, but then again so does beer.
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A Budweiser in each hand!

Beer doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean...... on tables, chairs & random people.
I was drinking at the bar last night, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you,
 but I've never driven a bus before.
Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Boy: "It's me talking to the beer."
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?
Life and beer are very similar .....chill for best results.