Wednesday, August 20, 2014


  • It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
  • My only source of exercise is bar crawls.
  • I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.
  • I enjoy a pint of beer each night for its health benefits. The other pints are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
  • Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
  • Beer Pong - Proof that sports and alcohol do mix.
  • Drinking ... may cause memory loss ... or worse, memory loss.