Wednesday, August 20, 2014

BEER MEMES


  • It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
  • My only source of exercise is bar crawls.
  • I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.
  • I enjoy a pint of beer each night for its health benefits. The other pints are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
  • Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
  • Beer Pong - Proof that sports and alcohol do mix.
  • Drinking ... may cause memory loss ... or worse, memory loss.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

CLOUD GAZING

 
cloud-gaze verb \ˈklad\ \ˈgāz\  : to gaze at clouds : a visionary action of the imagination : to fix the eyes in a steady intent look often with eagerness or studious attention 

I've done a lot of cloud-gazing this summer. Within these clouds I've seen a squirrel, a fish, a cat, a guitar and more but mostly big fluffy cotton balls. You know, cumulus clouds. I challenge you to go lay on your back and look up. You don't need any fancy equipment, just an imagination and a pillow if you plan on laying there for awhile.